I’m not saying Kwanzaa is a holiday for people who hate white people. I’m saying, everyone I know who celebrates Kwanzaa, hates white people.
Why didn’t they just call it Black Christmas. That’s much more appealing. And then they wouldn’t have to dress up like generic Africans. It’s December my man, put a cot damn sweater on.
Son: So Santa Claus goes to every little boy and girl’s house on Christmas?
Father: Yes, every house, except of course for the niggers and Jews. May they burn in hell.
EXT. - NEXT TO A FOOD TRUCK - DAY
A group of scientist are standing around takling casually about the weekend and movies they seen. Its a beautiful summer’s day and the sun is shinning. Suddenly the Black Scientist walks up with a watermelon slice, biting into it as hard as one would an apple. Everyone goes quiet immediately .
Go head nigga say something.
A CAUCASIAN SCIENTIST, skinny with thick framed glasses, is working feverishly at his lab station. he carefully measures and pours a test tube of liquid into a boiling beaker and then begins stirring it gingerly. He then watches sternly as it changes colors and his faces lights up with joy.
This is it. I’ve finally done it.
He lifts the elixir off the hotplate with a pair of clamps.
With this, mankind can finally—
Just then the BLACK SCIENTIST walks by and slaps the elixir to the ground.
You don’t want that.
He doesnt stop his stride, his walk to slap to walk is done in one fluid, disrespectful motion. The caucasian scientist looks down and begins to bawl his fists up angrily.