Steven Stover
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The first day goes to the beginning of me, my mother. So here’s a story about her.

From since I can remember, my mother was a bit of a hoarder. She’d always say something like, “You never know, you might could use this.” Then came time for her kids to move out and she’d say softly and soundly, “Anything in this house you need, you take.” Always did what she could when it came to us…called me and told me she was proud of me a few weeks ago.

It Starts Tonight  #OnTheLine2013
#BeProGress

It Starts Tonight #OnTheLine2013
#BeProGress

Early in the AM, still making preparations. The experiment starts at midnight. Still tuned in?

Early in the AM, still making preparations. The experiment starts at midnight. Still tuned in?

I am inspired to try something. And I think, you should take this journey with me…

please?

I am inspired to try something. And I think, you should take this journey with me…

please?

At 6am tho

I’m not saying Kwanzaa is a holiday for people who hate white people. I’m saying, everyone I know who celebrates Kwanzaa, hates white people.
Why didn’t they just call it Black Christmas. That’s much more appealing. And then they wouldn’t have to dress up like generic Africans. It’s December my man, put a cot damn sweater on.

I’m not saying Kwanzaa is a holiday for people who hate white people. I’m saying, everyone I know who celebrates Kwanzaa, hates white people.

Why didn’t they just call it Black Christmas. That’s much more appealing. And then they wouldn’t have to dress up like generic Africans. It’s December my man, put a cot damn sweater on.

Son: So Santa Claus goes to every little boy and girl’s house on Christmas?

Father: Yes, every house, except of course for the niggers and Jews. May they burn in hell.

~Fin

FADE IN

EXT. - NEXT TO A FOOD TRUCK - DAY

A group of scientist are standing around takling casually about the weekend and movies they seen. Its a beautiful summer’s day and the sun is shinning. Suddenly the Black Scientist walks up with a watermelon slice, biting into it as hard as one would an apple. Everyone goes quiet immediately .

BLACK SCIENTIST

(completely deadpan)

Go head nigga say something.

FADE OUT

~FIN

“Malls are only good for teenage girl gawking”

— Random guy while Wham’s - Last Christmas was playing